Monthly Archives: January 2013

Deconstructing Missy

A friend said the other day that he would want to have angry, hate sex with Missy Elliot. I thought it was a little odd as there are other people I would rather have angry, hate sex with, but I … Continue reading

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Free Smells

It’s nothing new that Jimmy John’s offers “free smells” at all of their locations, at least that’s what the neon light told me as I walked by. It got me to thinking about how seriously gross the concept of “free … Continue reading

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So Sue Me

I was thinking the other day about how Steve Harvey makes some crazy-ass, whack-a-mole faces on reruns of the Family Feud. Not to be confused with those crazy-ass, whack-a-mole, under the table, over the pants hjs. So sue me. Anyway, … Continue reading

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